2008

The Dark Knight script is now online

“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch...”
— Anonymous (via onherway)

June:
hugh hefner has boobs? news to me
oh but yeah.. yeah, he does.
hair man titties.
hot.
Albert:
you want to lick them
we all do
hairy old man titties are the new black
June:
id pay that

(via wtnss) I love this carpark

This came out of the best part of fucking...

“One of the reasons mature people stop learning is that they...”
— John W. Gardner (via Pangloss...

No Greater Union. Just No.

It's freaky

when your mum offers to buy FHM for you because she is also interested in the pictures.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-17)

Usain Bolt is the balls

No smiling day

“I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in...”
— Thomas Jefferson (via...

“People who make under $80,000 are too stupid to understand...”
— John McCain

Give The Eye Candy Some Airtime

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How did Usain Bolt prepare for this...

areminder: “Sat around, watched some TV, then I had lunch, some nuggets,” he said. “Then I went...

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“Nearly all rich and powerful people are not notably...”
— Paul Arden, It’s Not How Good...

imagine-this: (via wtnss)

ashhol: ozaidentity: Complex Shit From AFP: “GENEVA (AFP)...

My second love for today: Olympic Equestrian Now I’m...

Off for today

Have to study/finish Individual Project/cry over not being able to get tickets to anything :(

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ATTN DAVID, CINDY, MEL, KASSIE & ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES...

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Proof that Pedobear is a real force to be reckoned with.

Olympic Fail: Blue Screen of Death Strikes...

Songs Played Over the PA at Olympic...

areminder: vanmega: areminder: Centerfold - J. Geils Band Whoomp! (There It Is) - Tag...

avalkyriesayswhat: SOMEONE BUY ME THESE? I concur. Yet have...

theballs: Rorschach is the balls. Hell Yeah

Top 11 Changes Geeks Would Make to the...

davereed: craytonc: 11. Turning in three gold medals gets you epic shoulders.10. Well-hidden...

areminder: The compassionate (yet punny!) Australian media...

thefunnyone: cuddleblog: armadillo: I love that this...

4:09 Tuesday

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Muxtape Monday: Oh Shit! That's the Jam

Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 3

avedanke: Family members with Facebook/Myspace. Being “stalked” by random strangers and friends is...

How long has it been, my dear friend?

www.tumblr-beta.com

The Guardian's Everett True on Australian...

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onandon: Harper’s Bazaar August 1940

avedanke: skylor: Haha, so who is going to reblog this from...

WTF BEIJING SERIOUSLY WTF @ OPENING...

psychotic-analysis: (via albertinho) Yeah I didn’t think it was the ultimate greatest opening...

So I've been posting/reblogging heaps

Weird stuff happened @ home, wanted good happy distraction After a week of not seeing this I had 20...

intrazone: Man I’ve had a great week with stuff I get in the...

God is getting a divorce.

avalkyriesayswhat: And by God, I mean Morgan Freeman. So whoever’s been putting that married macro...

NEWS OF THE DAY AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE...

FRANZ. FALLS. HEADLINE. WIN.

Bloody hell.

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Bloody hell.

avalkyriesayswhat: First the Format, then byoP, now Wolfmother… Who next? Rather, What Next. There...

planettampon: Tonight: bombs. In five miutes: A sport movie...

pssssstpostscript: (via intrazone) too bad you didn’t...

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psychotic-analysis: The Enmore Theatre is officially the worst venue. There is no need for the...

onandon: attn New York Women Everyone-  wear whatever the...

ATTENTION: AUSTRALIANS

planettampon: Does anyone else remember that Channel 7 / BP promotion where you would buy fuel (or...

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“We wonder why other countries hate us [the USA]…  We have a...”
— comedian Daniel Tosh, True...

I’m downloading the best-of radiohead CD. I figured the crooks at EMI can go fuck themselves....

1000lolz: Religion Free DVD Player

(via planettampon) The fact this doesnt have “To be...

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avalkyriesayswhat: Forget Zooey Deschanel, I am in love with...

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onandon: Style Icon: 60s British Invasion

NEVERENDING...

Things I miss due to the FUCKING HSC

Devo last night My brother’s graduation The Whitlams Stevie Wonder

davereed: Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape...

At some point, I want to go to those big-screen viewings of old Operas. They seem incredibly...

Word of the year, whether we like it or...

Pilgrim(s)

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The Geek Hieracy

20 Amazing Facts About Voting in the USA

1000lolz: Is MySpace just broken?

davereed: morgenstern: Would ya like fries with that? -...

psychotic-analysis: I HATE SNOBS! ESPECIALLY INDIE SNOBS OR FAGS FOR THAT MATTER … WHO TRY SO HARD...

planettampon: Melanie is so damn cute. YOU TRAPPED HER IN A...

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Porque puedo (or, the benefits of...

onandon: Quiero saber si alguien tomaría el tiempo para traducir esto. Me imagino qué no, entonces...

The Commandments of Stefan Sagmeister

absalem: 1. Helping other people helps me.2. Having guts always works out for me.3. Thinking that...

Keep your coins, I want change. (via agentparanoia)

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1000lolz: I’m not an alcoholic This is why you should...

Speaks for itself, really

planettampon: That bitch needs to die. I take the bitch, you...

I'm such an impulse buyer

My tax return came in today. First thing I do? Hit eBay

planettampon: Dear Everyone. This is going to be my last...

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“This film is brilliant and has no equal in the realm of...”
— Aintitcool News (via...

The Dark Knight: First Impressions

wow My mind is fucked This is not a batman movie This is not a happy movie This is the first time...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)

Brickshelf Gallery’s Music collection: I want them...

planettampon: Suck shit, Anthony! I may not be Anthony, BUT...

Who said you can't take advantage of idiots...

I FOUND MY MUM'S COPY OF ABBA GOLD!

*goes away to get in touch with his inner gay*

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areminder: The National getting clever. Order and support...

planettampon: Just bought tickets for next Wednesday (16...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6)

“You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and...”
— EDIT: I get it now. lol @...

planettampon: Gay Pride events scare me. Some would think it...

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How Social Networks are like High School

“I didn’t realize it at the time, but my willingness to...”
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Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad

Dear Katy Perry, You are hot. Very, very hot. Just learn how...

The Dark Knight - Tumblr Rules

avalkyriesayswhat: theletterb: I second this: katieschenk: Okay let’s lay out some ground rules...

So here's a bit of an update before I...

I’m very very very fucking sick Dressing up as a stupid scene-emo on Saturday. Raided Vinnies...

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)

Seriously, this is the funniest wikiHow...

I’m going to say something that may get me kicked out...

Björk and Sigur Rós Team Up For Náttúra...

Just have to Paypal the money and this (discontinued and...

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Jakob?

avalkyriesayswhat: So apparently this dude is quitting his Tumblr because his mum did, and the...

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22)

Major Scientific Discoveries Should Not...

areminder: Please be a joke account! From the Mars Phoenix Twitter page earlier today: Are you...

M.I.A announced her retirement at Bonnaroo...

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absalem: Batman lives just around the corner

avalkyriesayswhat: Clicky click to getty getty. Worth the...

PUFF DADDY!