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are you a generous lover?
I like to think that I am, but I have to acknowledge that I’m unable to answer this without being incredibly biased.
Find the limit : Lim (3x + V 9x^2 - x ) x-> -infinity by substitution it gives ( inf - inf )
Do your own homework
I hate rock stars so much. Dudes in bands are the worst dudes in the world. They think they have this sexy entitlement to have any girl they like. They don’t care if someone else has invested a lot of time and effort into wooing a young lady. They just walk in and take her. It makes me sick! The fact is 83% of dudes in bands are only in bands because of the free sex. They don’t actually like music, they just strap on a guitar because they know it comes with a lifetime supply of blowjobs. I propose that any dude wishing to be in a band be castrated. You can choose music or your penis, but you can’t have both.
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*swing golf club*
*Ed Sullivan Theatre breaks out in applause*
January Jones photographed by Terry Richardson
I swear to God I want to eat her. As in, do the most unmentionable things to her.
A blind beggar sat on a corner in downtown France holding a sign reading, “Blind, please help.” Everyone who passed didn’t give him a cent.
A copywriter walks by and notices the sign. He leans down and says, “i don’t have any Euros to give, but i will offer you my work.”
He proceeded to snatch off the sign, grab a black pen and write on the back. Handing back the sign, he left without another word. Within seconds people stopped, handing him change, advice and assistance, some in tears.
The sign read, “Spring in Paris, yet I am blind.”
